Regarding Hellboy

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Stolen from Tycho of Penny Arcade fame:

Let me see if I cannot tantalize you with a synopsis of the movie. It concerns the collusion of Nazi Clockwork Assassins and Russian Wizards in an effort to puncture space and draw in sleeping, ancient Gods while the paranormal wing of the FBI, assisted by a demon child, does their best to thwart this procedure. It's essentially pornography for nerds and it opens today.

*pushes horn-rimmed glasses up her nose and speaks nasally* Ooooohhhh, baby...