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[lsdiamond]

My butt is so weird. It's kinda flat-ish. Plenty wide along with my hips (what the lovely folk around here called "child bearin"). but it's so nonexistent the other way that even when pants are a bit tight in the front, they still slide down in the back.

How sad is that?

On a good note, I bet I will be able to fit in those cords SOON!

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ah yes....

[spaznotes.livejournal.com]

I have the lovely problem of my hips and butt being too wide in comparison to my waist so all pants that fit good in the waist are too tight on my hips and ass. If they fit nicely in the hips I could put an inner tube around my waist and still button the pants. I give up! So I invest in a lot of belts because I hate pants that hug my butt. But I love men who do...but I digress...