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lsdiamond ([personal profile] lsdiamond) wrote2004-04-09 06:53 am
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Misc. Quotes of the Day

From Wednesday:

On the mutt:

Niki: "The's thmart... The thaid 'I'm a wolf and a dog, so I'm a dwolf...or a wog...'"

The child is not right.




From one day last week...

On the thinness and pale quality of the skin on my inner arm (i.e., REALLY easy-to-read roadmap):

Niki: Wow! You have a needle freak's dream!"




From another day last week:

Niki: I'm so fertile you could sit beside me and I'll get pregnant...

Now if THAT isn't a disturbing image, I don't know what is...